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whats next for uber/lyft drivers? 

riding in a driverless uber, you will still need a human to listen to your tsuris.

uber will provide cars with or without a human listener.

the humans' job will be to mock the robots. robots will never be as good as humans are at mocking themselves.

so don't worry 20% of americans who drive for a living. you just won't need to drive but you'll still have a job. and since uber (or lyft) will own the car, you won't need to cover your own expenses any more! of course you'll be paid less, but you won't have to pay for your car expenses!

oh. and you'll still curate the playlist.